I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Randomize
