Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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