Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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