Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
