dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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