i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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