I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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