Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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