ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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