Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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