Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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