Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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