that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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