dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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