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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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