what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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