I just pynch a tree in the face
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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