my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
