Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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