the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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