I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
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Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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