in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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