i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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