Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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