i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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