I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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