I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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