i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
jump out the window naked night went bad
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