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oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.

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***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.

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(630): oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican. (310): ***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated. http://tfl.nu/5wsv

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I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.

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(813): I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching. http://tfl.nu/tbhw

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(231): View more from Michigan

i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.

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(231): i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister. http://tfl.nu/u6ro

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(914): View more from New York

I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".

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(914): I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit". http://tfl.nu/lyvs

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day

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(202): i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day http://tfl.nu/prhf

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(410): View more from Maryland

After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.

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(410): After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out. http://tfl.nu/7wcs

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(925): View more from California

So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.

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(925): So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made. http://tfl.nu/hust

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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.

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(630): Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends. http://tfl.nu/htzg

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(402): View more from Nebraska

We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.

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(402): We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere. http://tfl.nu/yzs5

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(303): View more from Colorado

Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO

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(303): Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO http://tfl.nu/1w33

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm drinking too much free beer

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Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.

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(651): I'm drinking too much free beer (508): Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible. http://tfl.nu/a7hm

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ

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(902): how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ http://tfl.nu/dj5w

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(+32): View more from Belgium

It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched

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(+32): It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched http://tfl.nu/cbi6

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(515): View more from Iowa

Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.

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(515): Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women. http://tfl.nu/axeg

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.

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(843): Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance. http://tfl.nu/j1w6

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