Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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