we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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