Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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