why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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