yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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