oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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