I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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