Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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