I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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