What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm like, not good at living.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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WHICH HOTEL??
I woke up under a house in Key West
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