The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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