He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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