it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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