Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You can't just leave with hair like that
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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