P.S. I can't hear my feet
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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