SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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