You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Panties = found
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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