booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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