I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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