How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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