Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I currently don't understand fingers.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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