therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Randomize
