I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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