So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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