D3 body, D1 cock
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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