so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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